• Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
    991·
    5 months ago

    Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?

    Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??

    • cogman@lemmy.world
      27·
      5 months ago

      You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.

        • techt@lemmy.world
          2·
          5 months ago

          “Boof it like Kavanagh” sounds like a parody version of “Bend it Like Beckham” where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person

    • ZeppoEnglish
      8·
      5 months ago

      You let it melt, go to the drive-thru liquor and get a half pint of Jim beam, and mix em while getting on the freeway in your dually F-250 which you’re using to haul 3 cases of bottle water back to the subdivision from Sam’s Club.

    • Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      6·
      5 months ago

      I think you’re supposed to squint with one eye, scream “ACK ACK ACK” as you crush the cup from all sides with your hand, and then catch the plug of shake-goo in your mouth.

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
      4·
      5 months ago

      Maybe with a spoon? I could imagine drinking it like a fully liquid drink, but that sounds like it would get pretty messy pretty quickly, like when a cup of ice spills onto your face.