Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Why is that guy wearing underwear if he’s just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!
Generally top to bottom, because otherwise drips from above will rewet areas you tried to dry
A to D. Let the rest air dry
I dry from head to toe. I use two towel, one just for my hair because I have long-ass hair and by the time I’m done drying it, the towel is usually pretty damp so I have another for my body.
I often just stand there until I stop dripping after a minute or so and just air dry.
That sounds unhinged to me. Are you perhaps bald? My hair is really thick and not very porous so it holds water rediculously well. If I did that it’d take 30 minutes
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
Well, usually i take my underwear off first…
It seems more efficient to wash it while you shower, no?
There’s dozens of us!
😂
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.
Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something
I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.
If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.
Ok, but if you do ass last, you’re still just getting ass on face the next day.
It’s assface all the way down
I don’t need pubic har in my face.
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
I believe that’s what everyone was doing, but it seemed to upset some people for some reason.
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
Do you not wash your ass?
I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!
Clean your ass better.
Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!
No. Do you?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.
I go top down but I’ve also been known to reuse towels for more than one day so … yea.
Just move the towel around randomly until Im halfway dry. Doesnt matter if there is some water left, it will dry soon enough.
Using a single sheet towel.
B, A, using one whole side of the towel. Then fold it in half with the dry side out. Shoulders/begin C3, C4, C1, finish C3/C2, D2, D1, E1, E2, F, all with one side of the towel. Then flip it and use the dry outer side to do a quick pass in the same order.
Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.
(A, 1/2 B, C1-4, 1/2 D2, E1) then (1/2 B, E2, F) finally (D1, 1/2 D2)
I put on my hooded terry cloth bathrobe that simultaneously dries hair, head, neck, torso and legs above the knees. Wipe face, lower legs and feet. Remove robe and dry genitals and butt crack.
You mean to tell me y’all aren’t just standing in front of a huge, industrial fan to dry off?
Surprised we haven’t heard from the germophobes that they use a gantry of hot air blowers, like you sometimes find at the end of an automated car wash.
A, B, C1 ,C3, C4, C2, F, E2, E1, D
