🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 9 hours agoAnon makes bad decisionsimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1289arrow-down112
arrow-up1277arrow-down1imageAnon makes bad decisions🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 9 hours agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareedric@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up80arrow-down1·8 hours agoThen he gets a 100k hospital bill later.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55·8 hours agoOnly 75k since he didn’t have to take an ambulance
minus-square[email protected]linkfedilinkarrow-up17·8 hours agoLong-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·6 hours agoAnywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn’t you just take an ambulance like a normal person
minus-squareaStonedSanta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 hours agoIn America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed! Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.
minus-squareJay@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·57 minutes agoIn Democratic America school finishes you.
minus-squarepkmkdzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 minutes agoIn Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you In Capitalists America you aid the health care
Then he gets a 100k hospital bill later.
Only 75k since he didn’t have to take an ambulance
Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.
In the states.
Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn’t you just take an ambulance like a normal person
In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!
Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.
In Democratic America school finishes you.
In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you
In Capitalists America you aid the health care
“I fled”
Still not in jail.