iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/balatro/id6502453075
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.playstack.balatro.android
It appears Google Play is having some kind of payment gateway issue at the moment, so count yr blessins.
Once Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers is out on mobile, I may never work again
Thank god its not a free game. I just watched a clip on steam and that shit would suck me in so badly. Fuck that.
EDIT: and I clicked the ad by mistake and that face scared the shit out of me. Like a goddamn nightmare.
There a particular reason for the “humanity is doomed” remark or just being dramatic? I looked it up expecting some sort of privacy nightmare or micro transaction hell but I really don’t see any mentions of that, hell reviews seem pretty positive.
I’m having trouble finding the link this moment but I remember reading about a
billionaire or ceopublic figure who is addicted to this game saying that productivity around the world will crash once this game was released on mobile platforms.Edit: not some billionaire ceo. It was this link I was remembering:
https://deadline.com/2024/08/black-mirror-charlie-brooker-interview-1236034654/
Not sure if that’s better or worse lmao
the game is just pure fucking crack, this is like a redo of when Tetris first hit the US
There is no more phone. There is no more world. There is only Balatro now.
I think it just implies that since it’s out on a platform that pretty much everyone has access to, global productivity will plummet due to everyone playing it and getting addicted
That’s the joke, it’s so good everyone will be playing balatro instead of doi g anything else
Wow and it’s included in Apple Arcade. Haven’t found anything decent on there since slay the spire
Maybe check out Monster Train. That one also landed on Arcade pretty recently.
Played it on PC and it’s really cool, although I was hesitant at first considering it looks a bit like those cookie cutter role based rpgs that just want to rent a spot in your wallet.
Will do, thanks!
Fuuuuck it’s addictive. Love that I get it with Apple Arcade.
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I’ve played it for too many hours to count, but gave up at the higher difficulty due to the uncontrollable RNG, you do have to reroll seeds if you want to beat it . Not sure if they reduced the randomness somehow