• Sc00ter@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    2 months ago

    So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?

    • mindbleach
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 months ago

      For starters, you don’t own a very fancy coffee table.

      • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 months ago

        Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table

      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 months ago

        Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.