Oh look he has his little cowboy belt buckle. He’s a real cowboy now!
What a fucking cunt.
Remember when Elon came on stage to booing?
https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/12/business/elon-musk-booed-dave-chappelle/index.html
They seem to honestly believe that Musk will get human beings to Mars before the end of Trump’s next term (under the assumption he has one).
I’m sorry. This won’t happen in Trump’s next term (assuming he has one). This won’t happen in my lifetime. This won’t happen in the lifetime of anybody currently over the age of 20.
MAYBE someone who was born today will see human beings land on Mars.
MAYBE the grandchildren of someone born today will see human beings build something semi-permanent on Mars.
Well getting humans onto Mars he could do.
But getting them back…
I mean the technical hurdles aren’t insurmountable. But we lack the political will power to put resources needed into it.
It would take 60s moon landing level of commitment for 10-15 years to do any sooner.
Trump: “Jump!”
Musk: “How high?”
Trump: “Get as high as you can!”
Musk: “I am already as high as I can, I wanted to know how high I should jump!”Sadly, I think it’s Musk doing the commanding. Knowing as much as I do about Musk’s philosophy, that’s not a good thing. If Trump wasn’t fascist enough, Musk certainly isn’t going to help.
This is so weird… Real reminds me of Theresa May’s dancing on stage in the UK.
elon is the beta-est cuck of all time
Even better was the r/photoshopbattles version of them dancing:
Elon, now with 30% more DERP!™
I remember when Elon used to look like this
Nothing says liberty like the Republican party, where you can’t be yourself, love who you love or have control over your own body.
Elon Musk is what happens when that middle school kid that says shit like “How fortuitous” gets money.
Simping hard for the guy who will give him a tax break that he absolutely doesn’t need.
My feeling is he’s looking to avoid future legal troubles and who is best to make those go away…
Buddy in crime
Elon: “I have a dad now!”
Trump: “Somebody call security on this freak!”
Edit: Maybe Trump is downplaying his weirdness by using Elon as a sideshow freak.
Is that really Elon?? What the fuck happened?
The media only seem to post pictures of him from 10 years ago.
Getting richer and more fascist and wanting taxbreaks. How or why? IDK, probably always been this way.
I meant the way he looks. The last picture I saw of him didn’t look anywhere near this rough
He moved to Texas.
He moved to Texas and is now wearing a big fucking belt buckle. He is not a serious person. If I put everything I know about the guy out of my mind, I can almost feel bad for him. Richest dude in the world and he’s desperate for his neighbors approval and to fit in. Then I remember he’s a weird piece of shit and find joy in the fact that his children hate him.
That’ll do it
lol how are you surprised at this. Not like he’s smart or something 😂
He has enough money not to look like absolute dog shit
But then he’d have to give up some precious time
running companiesspewing hate online
“… He is right behind me isn’t he?”
Is that the new single-use Tezla Bullet Shield? I like it.
Made from 100% Cybertruck glass.
https://www.solidsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cybertruck-armor-glass-fail-01.gif
Aww, he let that mentally challenged man in the MAGA hat jump on the stage.
When I first saw the photo that’s exactly what I thought, I was looking on the edges of the photo for secret service agents running to tackle him