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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself

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Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago
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    9 months ago

    What the fuck is that font

    • brbposting
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      I ragged on a font like this

      Someone reminded me it could be a font for dyslexics

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        As someone with mild dyslexia, that is a horrid dyslexia font and a horrid font in general

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        Removed by mod

        • brbposting
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          LOL I guess not this one

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    “Salvation, how does it work?”

    • espentan@lemmy.world
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      … and I don’t wanna talk to a prophet
      Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed

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      Muthafuckin miracles

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    Anyone got a recipe for biblically accurate Faygo?

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    Turned water into wine Faygo

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    at least mass surveillance cameras won’t detect him

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      “What is a… what the- what the fuck was THAT?! That shit is whack.”

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      Just want you to know I got this

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    The loaves and fishes… at the juggaloo convention!

    EDIT: Huh… what would that look like? Twinkies and Doritos? Beer and tits?

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      Piggy pie and Faygo

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    I think they prefer orange face paint these days.

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    I could believe Jesus would slam back a cold, crispy, refreshing glass of Faygo.

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    “The Good Lord said he could heal this boy for just FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!1!”

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    WHY’D YOU POST AN IMAGE

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