• Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6 days ago

    I’m a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn’t let them know your real name or where you live.

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      5 days ago

      “Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast.” -Varrick, Legend of Korra

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      5 days ago

      And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.