• Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    46·
    2 months ago

    I’m a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn’t let them know your real name or where you live.

    • Rolando@lemmy.world
      10·
      2 months ago

      “Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast.” -Varrick, Legend of Korra

    • Shiggles
      9·
      2 months ago

      And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.