Combat knife… What the actual fuck.
Seen in this clip
If anyone would be able to tell the difference between a “combat” knife and a fucking “pocket knife”, you would think it would be the y’all quaeda brigade of Trump supporters. But the fact that they’ll buy this shit up in droves despite knowing damn well it’s not what it’s advertised as just points to how brainwashed these cultists are.
lol, it’s a folding knife. how fitting 🤣
MRW I enter political memes to dunk on trump and find all the knife people in here making good points.
I tried to mess with the customer support, but they stayed way too nice, so I felt bad and stopped. .__.
Just a good business who found a good business
That looks like a knife that came with the cheap walmart-brand survival kit that I bought to keep in my car.
It is horrible. Worst knife I have ever bought.
But it does have the seatbelt cutter and the glass breaker just like the one here. I think you can get it for a few bucks separately from the kit.
It’s probably cheap soft steel made in China. You’re probably fine.
that’s not even mallninjashit–more like backwoods redneck flea market discount bin shit
Gas station quality
I’ve seen gas stations with a wider selection of knives than an actual knife store, that’s no insult.
His followers can’t afford mallninjashit.
Made in China with the latest in Tin technology
You know it’s a real combat knife because it has a bottle opener built in. I’m maybe even kidding.
Isn’t that a belt cutter? (hook knife)
You can also see the glass breaker, it’s very common for these knifes to have a belt cutter and a glass breaker
Dual purpose. Actually I tried to look up what they list it as and all I came away with is the perfect discovery of it’s pricepoint:
“20% off”
So they’re offering 20% off the $69 price? Because 185 -> 69 is more than 20%. So then it’s just a clearance item. A shitty clearance knife.
189 -> 69 is also not a $135 savings
20% off $69 makes it $55. $190-$55 is $135 savings.
The savings seem correct, it’s just really confusing.
Everything about it is obviously wrong. I’ve never seen a better metaphor for american conservatives.
Exactly what it looks like, yeah.
Which, as far as I’ve ever heard it, would make it a “folding utility knife”. I’ve also never seen a combat knife without a fixed blade, because… “Hold on let me just unfold my pocket knife so I can combat you!”
Any folding knife, again, as far as I’ve ever seen, would be more likely to be called a tactical knife. Which is just another word for utility folder IMO.
Tati-cool. Useless in practice.
Eh, depends. I used to carry a similar knife when I was a vol FF, because seat belt cutter + glass break is handy, and the blade worked better for clothing caught in something than the belt cutter (belt cutter works best when its taut and flat, since its basically a coupon cutter).
Worked just great for the intended purpose. What its not, however, is more than just a utility folder.
Trump be hiring every sixth grader that pirated Photoshop cs3. Everything he releases just has this design aesthetic that no one tried because it’s awful.
