No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.

  • @starman2112
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    7511 months ago

    Probably dead, be a much easier fight that way

    • oaklyn
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      311 months ago

      You didn’t let the real question even touch you right? 💀

  • @[email protected]
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    3411 months ago

    Jesus, just for the bragging rights.

    (Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)

    • ivanafterall
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      2811 months ago

      BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.

      • @jballs
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        911 months ago

        Yeah, have you seen him up on that cross? Dude is shredded.

  • MushuChupacabra
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    2511 months ago

    Tucker Carlson.

    Partially because of his extreme Backpfeifengesicht, but mostly for his Backpfeifenpersonality.

  • @[email protected]
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    2211 months ago

    Rupert Murdoch.

    I think he has single-handedly done more to screw our generation and planet than anyone else could or would do.

    Plus, I’m reasonably confident I would win, which is a big plus.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 months ago

      +1. I don’t even wanna fight him - just a single punch to his stupid face would make me feel a lot better.

  • ivanafterall
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    1911 months ago

    How has nobody said Hitler or Stalin? You bunch of Communist Nazis.

  • @[email protected]
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    1511 months ago

    Ron DeSantis.

    I’m angrier at Rupert Murdoch, but DeSantis would have more of a positive effect.

  • @[email protected]
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    1511 months ago

    Anyone living or dead? Definitely dead. I think I could reliably win a fight against a dead guy.

    • @[email protected]
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      411 months ago

      That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.

      Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.

      But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.

      Come on. Be better, people.

  • @potterpockets
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    Woodrow Wilson. Id probably lose, but as long as i got a solid hit in at least itd feel worth it. Fuck Woodrow Wilson.

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      411 months ago

      I thought there was nobody I’d like to fight, but I was wrong. I totally agree with you. Fuck Woodrow Wilson. I actually have a shirt that says that.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    1411 months ago

    I know I probably won’t win a fight with most adults, so I’d probably go with Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair just so I can easily win.

    Though, if it’s him in his prime I’d have to fight, I’d change my answer to just any old random baby that died of SIDS just so I can win and feel good about it.

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    Matt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people = groomers, you just know that this gross fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive. Outside of Steven Crowder I’ve never seen someone project so hard as this creep