How can you forget the mighty Testicles?!
Didn’t he get eaten by sharks?
Don’t forget the great warriors Ventricles, Follicles, and Popsicles, and their adorable canine companion, Cuticles.
We will speak no more of the errant and forbidden philosopher, Pedophiles
I prefer the -ophanes like Aristophanes and Cellophanes
How about the -phones? Like Persephone, Telephone, and Megaphone?
Xylophone would be a great greek name.
I forgot all about instruments! Saxophone too
You ought to drop it casually in a quote context: “As the famous philosopher Cellophanes said: Sometimes life spanks you right in the ass”
As the great Cellophanes once said: “I can see clearly now the rain is gone”
I like yours more and I pinky promise to use it.
Tell me more about life
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“Vehicles”
Is that a modern V or a U?
Mandibles Undesirables Vestibules
✋ I already say spectacles.
Dammit, I do this irl, now my joke is going to fall flat as all the dozens of lemmy users seeing this steal my thunder.