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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
      9·
      2 months ago

      The bridge is in Canada. He should go back there and guard it.

      Apologies to my lovely Canadian friends. I would take a bullet for y’all, but I would burn down a lot of shit to get rid of Fled Cruz.

      • Dvixen@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 months ago

        We don’t want him. Surely there’s an island in the middle of the ocean he can be sent.

        • Baylahoo
          3·
          2 months ago

          Hawaii is too good for him too. Maybe forget the island and just go with a raft.

          • Dvixen@lemmy.world
            2·
            2 months ago

            Too right. Hawai’i is far above him.

            I should have been more detailed in my criteria. Uninhabited, no vegetation, maybe even only an inch above sea level.

            I do like the raft idea. Drop him off with the flat pack, he can assemble it himself.