Immediately runs for political office…

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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    25 days ago

    More new man-made horrors beyond my comprehention. Just like yesterday and the day before and the day before.

    I wonder what tomorrow will bring.

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      No that long ago if your heart stopped, your were dead. Now if your heart stops we have good chances to rget revived even after several minutes.

      This is another step in this direction. Pushing back the boundaries of death.

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        Yeah, pretty sure what’s coming back isn’t the same you, losing even a few minutes of oxygen causes massive damage right now.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      I’m choosing to believe that without any external stimuli the pig’s brain just hallucinates a comforting environment. Pig heaven. Please do not correct me.

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        Ok, I won’t. We’ll just sit here and let you reflect on that hypothesis.

        Tap for spoiler

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    I’m instantly reminded of the RoboCop scene where the brains they revived and put into robot bodies all went instantly insane

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    Who hasn’t been mentioned in anyone’s bingo?

    ZOMBIE PIGMAN

    Whose severed head still oinks in it’s lingo?

    ZOMBIE PIGMAN

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    25 days ago

    that website is kinda sketchy, look at the sheer AMOUNT of cookie/privacy things that are enabled by default