DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TOWARDS ANY MYTHOLOGY. People may speak of eating your favorite beings, please be prepared for such.
To start off, While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried / grilled, specifically the ones who aren’t high enough to be abstract shapes, as I do not think I can stomach a wheel.
A bite of the Ouroboros, why should the serpent be the only one that gets a taste of itself?
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.
I’d say Idun’s apples for the immortality, but those aren’t a deity/being, so I guess Idun? Maybe that works too
I bet Jörmungandr the world-serpent, who gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil-tree, destined to kill and be killed by Thor, tastes like chicken.
Didn’t Zeus go around appearing as things like swans? Is swan like goose? Christmas Zeus, with a bonus of all that fat to fry potatoes in is my choice. Just gotta catch him in swan form.
A nice Caribbean Faun curry sounds delicious.
I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I’ve been off gluten for a while now for medical reasons and god damn this a thousand times. I would kill for some decent spaghetti.
All the gluten free ones are kinda shit.
I would imagine the FSM to be composed of the platonic ideal of gluten rather than physical gluten, though I’m not sure if that would be more irritating or less. I’d consult a GI and maybe a metaphysician.
I drink trash wine and love carbs anyway so I’m going with Jesus.
I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!
Ok, hear me out… Minotaur sausages.
Dibs on the prime rib!
Oooooo, imagine the anger packed in them.
I mean Jesus is pretty tasty in small doses as is.
Jesus wafers with grape jelly is something I’d definitely snack on.
They’d dip them in wine.
Prometheus Liverwurst?
Ironically, the best.
A medium rare Phoenix might be interesting. Though you’d have to work really hard not to burn it, else you get a baby Phoenix.
Many early generation Pokemon might be delicious. I don’t want to eat any steel type Pokemon.
How about if we take the legs, then burn the rest to ashes so it would reemerge.
Charcoal grilled phoenix might be good! Maybe basted in some really hot chili sauce? Or maybe even as simple as a soy sauce based baste. Keeping the phoeinix moist with some basting liquid is probably a good way to keep it from burning.
I don’t mind a deep-fried baby Phoenix tho.
I never thought about burning a phoenix might be problematic. But isn’t that an infinite phoenix glitch in which someone can keep making more phoenixes to eat?
Dark thought for a D&D group: How much of a Phoenix do you think you need to keep for it to respawn?
