For me it would be candy corn, or dots.
Airheads.
They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.
I leik whoppers
I leik em too.
Professionally wrapped chocolate covered brussel sprouts.
Peets marshmallows from easter
Bouillon Cubes
How about those stale tar-like hard candies.
What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust
How about circus peanuts?
The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.
The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.
Just Almond Joys and Mounds.
Necco wafers.
Yum
Good & Plenty and Mike and Ikes.
I’m with you on Mike and ikes but I love good and plenty
This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers
Did you mean to imply fellatio?
Frick no!
But for real though, I suck on the whoppers and let the malt center dissolve. Only downside is sometimes it makes the roof of your mouth raw😂
WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER
Whoppers are 95% great. It’s that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.
Are you taking about those weird chewy ones? Because those are my favorites.
I found my people here.
Yea, the periodic weird one really makes it an exciting gamble.
Candy