The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter · 11 hours agoAfter living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1331arrow-down13
arrow-up1328arrow-down1imageAfter living for hundreds of years, you gain some wisdom.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter · 11 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 hours agoSleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoBut you must feed!
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoYou’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires. They only eat vegetables
Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
But you must feed!
You’ve clearly never heard of vegan vampires.
They only eat vegetables
Bunnicula, the scourge of vegetables everywhere