• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
    171·
    17 days ago

    I plan to spend most of Tuesday stabbing myself in the eyes with red-hot knitting needles because it sounds like a better alternative to watching the polls come in.

    • Goldmage263English
      4·
      17 days ago

      Not too much of a difference from modern American political theatre.

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      16 days ago

      I will spend my night deep in a cave cut off from all internet and contact while I feed a pitiless beast.