Authorities say a 13-year-old boy who had researched school shootings online was arrested hours after he tried to enter a Wisconsin elementary school while armed.
At the rate school shootings happen, carrying a gun is actually probably a good safety measure. It’s not like we’re ever gonna have gun control. Whatever lowers the population, am I right? Oh boy
Hold on… didn’t the ROTC kids actually bring those things to school so they could spin them around, clean them, disassemble them and reassemble them, all in robotic precision? I think some even toss them up high while still spinning 😂. It’s a highly valuable trait.
Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.
At the rate school shootings happen, carrying a gun is actually probably a good safety measure. It’s not like we’re ever gonna have gun control. Whatever lowers the population, am I right? Oh boy
An armed student militia trained in private religious-based schools is actually the most terrifying thought i’ve had today.
meanwhile….
Yeah no kidding. That couldn’t possibly spread… You know, like Christianity
“Something something … Is a good kid with a gun”
Hahaha, you think you’re joking.
https://youtu.be/QkXeMoBPSDk
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Wow. Cant even satire anymore.
Hold on… didn’t the ROTC kids actually bring those things to school so they could spin them around, clean them, disassemble them and reassemble them, all in robotic precision? I think some even toss them up high while still spinning 😂. It’s a highly valuable trait.
You are correct. I imagine they would be good with a baton too. Maybe some tassels, and tight sparkle pants.
Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.
Tally ho, everyone
Or just give them blanks and hope all the noise chases the would be attacker away