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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 7 months ago

Million dollar idea

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Million dollar idea

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 7 months ago
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  • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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    Not accurate enough. All the piss and sweat would mean lost weight too.

    It should be measured the same way calories are measured: dehydrate it, weigh it, and then explode it inside a machine. I wanna see how many calories go in and how many calories go out.

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      Now we’re shitposting!

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      How much do you sweat during a poop??

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        Depends on the size of the poop I guess? Probably some linear relationship so if you could model it over time you can then correct your toilet seat scale readings

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    I weighed myself before and after a colonoscopy prep just do I could calculate how full of shit I really am. Turns out just about everybody was wrong. I’m less than 1% shit. Take that fuckers.

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    What the actual fuck is with all the fucking censorship that doesn’t cover up a fucking thing.

    This shit trend is fucking to fucking much.

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      It’s not much, but it’s honest work ❤️

      • .Donuts@lemmy.world
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        Yoo you again, great work!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I can only imagine there must be some site out there that detects text for censorship. Seems ridiculous to me.

    • gigachad
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      It’d crazy the US society us gettinger extremer with what is allowed to say publicly while at the same time censoring more and more curse words

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        „We can’t swear on the internet or show boobies on TV! Why won’t anyone think of the children!?! Also, here’s a hello kitty themed automatic rifle for your 7 year old.“

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        The history of censorship is littered in the most braindead contradictions like that.

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    Stop censoring fucking like a cunty assdick shitbitch, please and thank you.

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      People are playing the algorithm on other sites, they’ll keep doing it till it stops working.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Bum

  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    Have you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can’t handle the entire poop in one flush?

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      I have not, but I do employ the courtesy flush to spare other public restroom users some of my shit stank

      • frezik@midwest.social
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        I mostly scream in agony to make it weird.

        • dustycups@aussie.zone
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          “who does number two work for?”

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      I’m not risking a flood when I’ve still got torpedoes in the tube

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    why not poop on a normal scale?

    that’s how i’ve been doing it

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      I prefer to poop on a logarithmic scale.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      People are so weird

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    Fucking*

  • zarkanian
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    You are allowed to say sweary words on the Internet.

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    deleted by creator

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.

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