Riley Wenckus used TikTok to tell Elon Musk she paid “an Etsy witch” $7.99 to make his life “a living hell.” A new market has opened up for others looking to follow her lead.
I know this is basically the same as burning money, but I found this funny and I’ve got $7.99 burning a hole in my pocket…
They’re just following John Green’s policy on electricians and witches: “If you don’t know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don’t change the wiring in my own house, and I don’t hex my own enemies.” (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)
Shit, you want someone to burn some herbs, light a candle, and push some shitty vibes towards Musk?
I can pop down to the local herb shop and load up for 10 rounds for $10.
They’re just following John Green’s policy on electricians and witches: “If you don’t know how to do something well, hire someone who does. My policy is that I don’t change the wiring in my own house, and I don’t hex my own enemies.” (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mxdwS3f209E)