Yeah, everyone wants some drugs. The girls, the police, …
Don’t end it Anon, you just struck it rich my dude. The police tear apart your parents home looking for a nonexistent meth lab run by a nonexistent student and a photo as evidence which is a top search result?
The police union basically just handed your family 10 Million Dollars after a brief lawsuit against the city.
Man, that might happen for a high profile family/person. For average people in many places in the US, they’ll be lucky if the police even pay out to cover damages to property, nevermind anything else.
Edit: and yes, I know this is just a green text and not a real story.
They’ll be lucky if the police don’t kill them in the raid.
Very easy to tell whether they will get killed during the raid, simply follow the Standard Police Academy Appropriate Force chart:
There are tons of examples counter to your claim.
A lot of the settlements probably don’t even get reported on at the request of the city in question.
While true, your hypothesis doesn’t take into consideration how often the police fuck up.
Anon always thinking behind
“Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7”
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To be fair. Joking about committing a crime is not illegal.
And the signs at aiports saying joking about bombs is illegal ? I can ignore them and crack on with my comedy bomb routine ?
there’s a difference, one is causing fear and panic.
Same as running into a movie theater and screaming fire.
Pretty sure it doesn’t have to be illegal for the cops to turn your life inside out.
Absolutely, but i would call that the problematic behavior rather than the student committing a edgy joke.
I mean, it seems like reasonable enough suspicion for a search warrant.
Or your lungs.
Very much depending on where you are. Pretending to commit or to have committed a felony (idk the minutiae of translations; Straftat in German) is one in itself over here. Fake it and instantly make it, yay!
