True american dream, no?
If I had a felony conviction I’d be applying everywhere answering the phone like, “oh right, you can be president but not manager of a dave and busters.”
Sorry, but you need 33 more convictions to qualify for that position.
Even if I’m not white??
Qualified? Yes. Actually become? No
trump proved to me Anyone can be anything*
*with Rich parents or leech to guy with rich parents.
If I drink enough bleach and lead, one day I could convince 60% of the country to put me in charge.
You can be incompetent and get any job, but you have to be willing to be an asshole and remove your backbone.
And have very rich parents
Of course there is a catch
We are a profoundly stupid country. Even the intelligent, educated people are stupid, because they didn’t think this could happen, and they have no idea how to fix it.
I like to think my belief that humanity has some decency meant there was no way it could possibly happen. Yet life is often stranger and dumber than fiction.
“Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.”
“I love you”
Come on, thats an unfair conparison.
President Camacho actually wanted to fix things.
And listened to people smarter than him.
Yea, I mean, he apparently even traveled back in time to try to save cheese for future generations. But I’m afraid that was a futile attempt, because the US citizens have nevertheless set the course that will lead us to the timeline where there is no more cheese.
“Fuck you! I’m eating”
Pretty sure most of us here would be overqualified, based on the apparent criteria.
is there any context to this?
Sounds totally random and not related to current events at all. Probably has something to do with secretary’s day.
