• sumguyonline@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Thinking I need to create a truth social account. The shit flowing through their sewers doesn’t smell enough like garlic, so my presence will likely be required.

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        5 days ago

        You just have to know what to say.

        So just lie constantly about everything and then beg for money. Don’t forget to beg for money, it’s the most important part. Constantly begging for money shows them that you’re a big strong manly man that knows how to run a business.