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LOCKMART to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 1 month ago

Battleship reformers are unironically more fanatical and non-credible than A-10 reformers

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Battleship reformers are unironically more fanatical and non-credible than A-10 reformers

LOCKMART to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Design battleship to the brim with CIWS

    Have a few token main guns

    Park ship inside the enemy’s missile range to theoretically fire guns

    Spend entire hostility mulching their missiles as they focus on you

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      Eh if it’s big enough just use something with orbital velocity.

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        Orbital battleships will take it out.

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          With the Wave Motion Gun?

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            That Wii accessory? Yeah that’s the one.

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              I think the Yamato predates the Wii.

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                According to “experts”.

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