Unnecessary middleman responsible for human suffering promises to produce the same amount of suffering while having a concerned look on his face.
Fuck you. Pay me.
I mean, they don’t feel it. Yet…
It’s typical CEO speak to write entire articles for the New York Times that say essentially nothing, promise nothing, and only give meaningless platitudes.
It isn’t unique to just CEOs, all the C-levels do this shit. I once had a Chief Manufacturing Officer mention “creating Value” four times in one paragraph, which was pointless.
The idea that Witty, who earned $23.5 million last year alone and is a Brit literally knighted by the UK, would “understand” the struggle of any ordinary person is of course laughable.
Fuck
No, they don’t. But, hopefully, they will.
Once they are killing you in the streets and everyone is cheering, it is too late for striking a transparently false empathetic tone.
“I don’t believe you…”
—Ron Burgundy
Lmao I don’t fucking believe that for a second. Get fucked, insurers.
speedrunning into the next tragedy
May they feel much pain.
Now they feel our pain.
Only because they can’t figure out how to deny paying the CEO’s family for his life insurance benefits because murder isn’t technically health care, yet
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The kinder tone is just so it blows over. Then it remains the same, or at best crumbs are given for a while, to get worse again.
