MTK@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 13 hours agoYou own your brain in the same sense that you own modern devices, you own it but also can't really modify it and there is some closed source shit that really control itmessage-squaremessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1282arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up1262arrow-down1message-squareYou own your brain in the same sense that you own modern devices, you own it but also can't really modify it and there is some closed source shit that really control itMTK@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 13 hours agomessage-square66fedilinkfile-text
Make our brains FOSS! Why can’t I just tell my brain that now is sleeping time and it will just sleep?!
minus-squareBarbarianlinkfedilinkarrow-up65·13 hours agoSorry, legacy code and technical debt. Please check in with us in ~2000 years or so, we might have the next minor bugfix version up by then.
minus-squarethisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up45·13 hours agoPatch notes fixed that one bug added 99 new bugs
minus-squarevery_well_lost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·12 hours ago🎶 One hundred and ninety nine bugs in the code, one hundred and ninety nine bugs! 🎶 🎶 *You take one down, patch it around, six hundred and forty-eight bugs in the code!*🎶
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoLooks back at the mountain of dead equipment that was used, tested, built, redesigned, failed or didn’t function in order to get to this point
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·13 hours agoPatch Notes: Fixed a memory leak. But that caused the sleep Guage to overflow back to 0 constantly. Waiting for the next software upgrade in 10,000 years to fix it.
Sorry, legacy code and technical debt. Please check in with us in ~2000 years or so, we might have the next minor bugfix version up by then.
Patch notes
🎶 One hundred and ninety nine bugs in the code, one hundred and ninety nine bugs! 🎶
🎶 *You take one down, patch it around, six hundred and forty-eight bugs in the code!*🎶
Looks back at the mountain of dead equipment that was used, tested, built, redesigned, failed or didn’t function in order to get to this point
Patch Notes: Fixed a memory leak. But that caused the sleep Guage to overflow back to 0 constantly. Waiting for the next software upgrade in 10,000 years to fix it.
i fw that heavily