• stevedice
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    2 days ago

    “Bullets actually only hurt people that willingly entered an agreement with the gun”

    • Captain Aggravated
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      2 days ago

      I’m serious there’s got to be some volcano god we can trick them into sacrificing themselves to.

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        5 hours ago

        Or some kind of dangerous disease where they’ll be told to refuse vaccines, drink bleach/horse de-wormer smoothies and gather in large crowds to yell droplets into each others’ face-holes. What are the odds of that ever happening though?