• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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      2 months ago

      … Computer too slow?

      … Profits too low?

      … Angel Investors saying No?

      FUCK EMPLOYEES!

      FUCK CODE OPTIMIZATION!

      BRAWNDO!

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      Now, back to All My Wrestlers…

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          My lawyer teacher at Costco won’t lemme watch my shows while she teaches.

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