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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 个月前

Griffins

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Griffins

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  • pencil_nerd@mander.xyz
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    Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Time to add rat-taurs. I let you decide about the order of the halves

      • pencil_nerd@mander.xyz
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        What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

        • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          Two horse hinds blindly bucking in all directions

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        Left side rat, right side human (from the perspective of the rat-taur)

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    A raccoon/crow hybrid fighting God over half a Bagel is pretty much the plot of Shin Megami Tensei

    • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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      Yeah only thing missing is apocalypse and christianity references.

  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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    I get the feeling a raccoon/crow would be a relatively easy creature to befriend, and also a awesome friend. Once again reminded of the ski lift operator I worked with once that could get a crow to land on his shoulder.

    • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world
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      You could befriend one by feeding it a doughnut every day for a week, but if you miss a day 3 generations of your descendants will be haunted by crows, racoons, and crowcoons

    • then_three_more@lemmy.world
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      Fox seagull not so much. The fox part might be a little friendly, but the seagull would dive bomb you and try to eat your eyes.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    Drive them from my garbage bin? Heavens no! I’m BEFRIENDING that RacCrow with da GUD gorbage! I’ll give them fresh fruit, not quite expired groceries from my pantry, and ✨ S H I N Y T H I N G S ✨

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      Cartoon of a racoon getting in trouble for bringing swag, not food!

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      6 个月前

      Crocoon

  • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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    The worst kind of griffin is Meg, actually.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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    “Rodents of unusual size? Quite frankly, I don’t think they exist.”

    ”CAW!!”

    gets carried away and is never seen again

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  • xkbx@startrek.website
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    I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

  • ϻеƌųʂɑ
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    I would totally be okay with all of these.

    • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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      Crowracoon is my spirit animal - smart and crafty af, but will dig through garbage. 🥰

  • Jarix@lemmy.world
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    Vulture-honey badger griffin?

    • RBWells@lemmy.world
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      Wait, that’s one half to do the killin’ and one half to do the cleanin’? Ok.

      Off topic but I saw a run over vulture yesterday, fuck whoever did that, those birds are awesome. I love them. I once had something dead drug into my yard by some local creature and I was trying to get myself psyched up to go deal with it but then, into my yard fly 4 vultures! When they left, no smell no mess, nothing. They are a miracle.

      • Jarix@lemmy.world
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        :) and they can metabolize anthrax that is sometimes present in some dead animals

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    I think they’re basically describing bald eagles.

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    “fight God for a 1/2 a bagel”. LoL

  • Lux (it/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The worst griffin is probably Meg

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
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    Btw, do they poop before takeoff or in-flight?

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