Televised Pistol Shrimps is my new grunge band name

Glorious

Groovy

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Now do Puddingfingers DeSantis

Bunch of dragons with no St. George in sight.

Tim Minchin’s Lullaby forever plays in my mind

You doing things for you is fine.

It’s when other people need to change their behaviors that it becomes a problem.

What’s your vector, Victor?

I’d vote for the moose party

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

—Martin Niemöller

“Wants to make it easier to guns”

I think you a word there

Theon Greyjoy’s sister

And tomatoes are “love apples”

And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bike.

“Trump outsourced God” is a new sticker I’d love to see on a bumper

Cheers, my dude

After seeing nothing except female curves in video games for the last few decades, this is a nice change (and it might even convince me to play a male character, dayum)

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P Diddy” yeah how about no, Kesha