I asked my cat why he was screaming and he looked at me and screamed “mreowoewow” which I take to mean “would you like a list?”

why aren’t humans screaming more?

Can relate

Waste of energy

My kitty is so damn lazy that when she wants to find me, rather than check different rooms (it’s an apartment), she just complains loudly until I announce myself. What an asshole.

The futility of life and an empty food bowl. My Kingdom for a Churu!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!