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dh3lix-pooch@lemmy.world to Funny · 4 months ago

Horsecock wish gone wrong

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Horsecock wish gone wrong

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dh3lix-pooch@lemmy.world to Funny · 4 months ago
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  • Problem-based person@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?

    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      My neighbour’s askin’ why I’m limping down the way
      And who that fella was who came by yesterday
      I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      'Coz frankly there is nothing I can say

      • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        In case anyone’s ears haven’t been blessed by the musical majesty of “No Cock Like Horse Cock”.

        Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.

        • Kitathalla@lemy.lol
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          It’s so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn’t.

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    the plot chickens

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    The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.

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      You’ve got it backwards: it’s when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke…

      • Cheems@lemmy.world
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        I don’t have back pain, but I always have the potential for a stroke when I get an erection

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    Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.

    • dh3lix-pooch@lemmy.worldOP
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      This is… impressive.

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    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.

    • dh3lix-pooch@lemmy.worldOP
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      Great… i have this one now stuck in my head again.

      • JoShmoe@ani.social
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        Comes with the territory

  • rhythmisaprancer@moist.catsweat.com
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    This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.

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    The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.

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    This is more useful anyway.

  • southsamurai
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    Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?

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    I don’t think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever…

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    There’s no cock like horse cock

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    the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that’s commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.

    • dh3lix-pooch@lemmy.worldOP
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      Wow…just…wow.

  • Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?

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    Or so right.

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