The local TV stations have not been much help either. I guess there’s nothing to know? You’d think there would be some local news that two TV stations and a newspaper might think about covering.
So what’s the deal with the crows?
Here’s the thing…
They are everywhere in this town and no one knows what to do about it. I like crows so I think it’s funny that people are constantly bitching about them.
“Downtown murders rise”
for those who don’t know a group of crows is called a murder of crows. Some people are trying to change it to ‘flock’ so it’s more consistent with other birds, but in MY MIND they’re still called a murder because it fits their vibes. Also Pluto is a planet to me. Screw consistency, it’s cute dammit.
Where is the weather person with a ruler outside measuring snow? Where is the close up of a plow uh, plowing?
I live in an area that gets snow regularly. When we get a storm, there are precisely three things the news can report on:
- When they think it will stop
- Are the roads driveable
- Are there school or business closings
If there is nothing to report in those three topics, then it’s just another slow news day. Just be glad they’re not making TV news reports about trending Social Media topics, that’s what our local news gets into when they run out of Sinclair propaganda (or Bills highlights) to run.
I found out a few days ago when it snowed last time that an emergency declaration had been declared from social media because it wasn’t reported on. This time I just wanted to know if I could go to Kroger without getting hassled by the cops for being out when I shouldn’t be, but apparently I don’t get to know that.
I’m sorry…what? If it snows where you are, the police are allowed to force you to stay home? What in the ever living dystopian town do you live in or am I completely misunderstanding.
If it’s dangerous to be out on the roads and they need to keep them clear for emergency vehicles, what would you suggest?
Yeah, that is more incompetence than I am used to.
Second that.
What original source did the social media cite? Have you looked there for your answers?
It was the city’s Twitter account and nothing there either, but I wanted to be sure.
Yeah, that is more incompetence than I am used to. When we get driving bans and other emergency declarations, the local news will put that crawly thing on the bottom of the screen letting us know what’s up. I bet they get complaints when it covers up the score of the game.
BREAKING NEWS: It’s Winter.
A few years ago a German satire magazine made fun of news stations reporting exactly that: Wintereinbruch im Winter by extra3.
No, there are all kinds of things that are informational that are necessary like what will be open, snow plow schedules, places to avoid due to accidents, locations of warming centers, etc.
I honestly didn’t know if I could get to the supermarket this morning, which is why I checked. For all I know, a state of emergency had been declared. For all I know, it still is declared.
I used to dispatch roadside assistance, and in certain winter weather when there’s a driving ban – if you break down or slide off the road, no one is coming for you. Tow trucks won’t drive, and often the police themselves won’t even drive out to pick you up.
You were right to check, or try to at least.
My local online newspaper constantly has articles (sponsored articles) about casinos and gambling.
The enshittification of news really accelerated over the last several years.
The line stretched all the way back to Terre Haute.
