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minus-squareThirdConsul@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoAs a gay man, I have a novel solution to the problem.
minus-squarekemsat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoOk, but it’s not like it’s a choice to be gay…
minus-squareclickyello@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoit is a choice. and I make it. you’re gay now *poof!*
minus-squarekemsat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoThat a gayer version of “your body, my choice?”
minus-squareArbitraryValuelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 month ago I seriously think that my life would probably have been easier if I were gay. A heterosexual relationship usually requires finding a woman who enjoys my company despite having effectively no common interests with me.
As a gay man, I have a novel solution to the problem.
Ok, but it’s not like it’s a choice to be gay…
it is a choice.
and I make it.
you’re gay now
*poof!*
Getting both uses out of ‘poof’ there
That a gayer version of “your body, my choice?”
I seriously think that my life would probably have been easier if I were gay. A heterosexual relationship usually requires finding a woman who enjoys my company despite having effectively no common interests with me.