_xDEADBEEF@lemm.ee to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 1 year agoOh my god,okay it's happening,everybody stay calmlemm.eeimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1344arrow-down122file-text
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minus-squareikiru@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoIt was a long game but it worked. They waited until they gained the US’s trust, got everyone drunk off delicious tiki drinks, and redirected military defences. I, for one, welcome our new grass skirt and island time overlords.
minus-squaretrafficnab@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoThey must still have the 8 to 14 artillery pieces and the 1 gatling gun tucked away somewhere
It was a long game but it worked.
They waited until they gained the US’s trust, got everyone drunk off delicious tiki drinks, and redirected military defences.
I, for one, welcome our new grass skirt and island time overlords.
They must still have the 8 to 14 artillery pieces and the 1 gatling gun tucked away somewhere