• loaExMachina
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    6 hours ago

    I feel I’d be inclined to help the turtle in the scenario you describe; but since your question implies I’m not doing it, I guess I must be in a hurry for something really important. Or maybe there’s a bunch of bikers speeding between me and the turtle and I can’t get to it without getting crushed. Or maybe it’s an extremely creepy and off-putting turtle, like Morla from the Neverending Story.