MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to GreentextEnglish · edit-29 days agoAnon goes to bootcamplemmy.todayimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down110
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minus-squareWutchilli@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up89·9 days agoI want to belive that this is true (and gay)
minus-squareAItoothbrush@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·9 days agoAnon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
minus-squareTempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 days agoNah… He’s marrying the drill sergeant.
minus-squareImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·9 days agoIt would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoWer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)
minus-squareLyre@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up19·9 days agoI learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance
minus-squareKiwiTheFlightless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoNegligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though
minus-squareYondozalinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoSwitzerland has it too, and while English isn’t the official language almost everyone speaks it.
minus-squareb0gllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoVem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!
minus-squaretostimanlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-29 days agoHij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!
minus-squaretostimanlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 days agoWait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark
minus-squareYoricklinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 days agoReading this I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army. Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.
minus-squareMaalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoRussian army is big on spongebob songs.
I want to belive that this is true (and gay)
Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
Directed by JJ Abrams.
Nah… He’s marrying the drill sergeant.
It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.
Wer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)
I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance
Negligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though
Switzerland has it too, and while English isn’t the official language almost everyone speaks it.
Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!
Hij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!
Wait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark
Blå means Blue and it’s kind of a slang word for sea
Reading this I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.
Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.
Russian army is big on spongebob songs.