Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHEEEEEEEEELPlemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down111
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minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 days agoRight up there with, “Are you hurt? Cause you look like you fell from heaven.” 14yo me thought this crap was clever and smooth.
minus-squarekoper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days agoAre you free tonight? Because I don’t have any money.
minus-squareAmanduh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days agoIt doesn’t have to be a clever line, you just have to have the confidence to use it and that’s enough most times to get you in some casual conversation.
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoEhh, it needs to be not stupid and canned, but you’re right about the confidence.
minus-squareAmanduh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 days ago“I think we should just fuck tonight” is pretty stupid but it worked for me once lol
minus-squareSkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 days agoBut if it’s stupid enough to make them laugh, then it becomes good again
Right up there with, “Are you hurt? Cause you look like you fell from heaven.”
14yo me thought this crap was clever and smooth.
Are you free tonight? Because I don’t have any money.
It doesn’t have to be a clever line, you just have to have the confidence to use it and that’s enough most times to get you in some casual conversation.
Ehh, it needs to be not stupid and canned, but you’re right about the confidence.
“I think we should just fuck tonight” is pretty stupid but it worked for me once lol
But if it’s stupid enough to make them laugh, then it becomes good again