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This is what I came here for
Tony Lazuto!?
Right up there with, “Are you hurt? Cause you look like you fell from heaven.”
14yo me thought this crap was clever and smooth.
Are you free tonight? Because I don’t have any money.
It doesn’t have to be a clever line, you just have to have the confidence to use it and that’s enough most times to get you in some casual conversation.
Ehh, it needs to be not stupid and canned, but you’re right about the confidence.
But if it’s stupid enough to make them laugh, then it becomes good again
“I think we should just fuck tonight” is pretty stupid but it worked for me once lol
Must be a soccer player.
Yeah cramps be all that
