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piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly
YPPM moment
The salad bowl.
Adding a small red light by the toilet might remedy this. You get to aim properly and it might not mess with your ability to go back to sleep.
Just be even lazier and sit down.
You think I’m touching that piss lid in the dark? It’s up for a reason.
If it’s up, you don’t even need to touch it, just sit… Also, clean your toilet. Don’t be proud of being a slob.
I have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger’s cat in the dark
And unlike a cat you apparently have no night vision at all along with your dirty toilet?
I’m color blind and I can’t see in the dark, so yes
Fair enough I suppose.
And make sure not to hit the water so no one can hear you. Pee like a ninja
Fool. It doesn’t make a sound because you’re obviously still asleeping, and just peeing in your dream. But no worries, the familiar warm sensation will wake you up soon enough.
I’ve had so many vivid pissing dreams, but never actually pissed the bed (at least not since toddlerhood).
I still wake up in a panic assuming I did though. It’s a weird sensation, you get relief in the dream cause you finally peed, but then you realize you’re in bed and wake up in a panic, then relief again when it’s dry.
#mood
