Shut up Donny! You’re out of your element!
Me and my buddies spoke about “Oregano” in High School often, but I don’t think we were having the same sort of conversation
Just young spice enthusiasts.
Back then, the only spice we had was old.
The spice must flow
It’s the fault of those woke leftist school lunch policies that kids these days eat well enough to know what fresh basil is.
(Or “kids those days ate,” at least, because that policy is long gone due to Trump.)
I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.
“Is that a dead deer?!”. “It looks like a dead deer” said another. “Oh I thought it was a dead deer too”.
Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!
They were speaking about this meme:
It has a backstory related to recent events: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-laughing-at-dead-deer
Elon Musk and Rick and Morty co-creator Justin Roiland hosted an episode of PewDiePie’s YouTube series Meme Review titled “Will Smith hosts Meme Review”
Holy fucknuggets, how can there be that much cringe in one location
Was the bulldog ok though?
Close enough
That pizza gatekeeping
Pizzagating? Oh no
PizzaKeeping?
At 14 I was talking about Gianna Michaels tits. Looks like we are progressing.
She kept birds?
She certainly took care of a lot of cocks.
Both boobies and tits
Gianna Michaels
I hope in retirement she has peace. She was the top star for such a long time. Or if she’s not retired and just doing customs, I hope she’s getting to pick stuff she wants to do. But really I hope she’s just retired somewhere sipping a fruity drink and getting the therapy it takes to navigate a society that hates you for doing the thing it paid you to do
She’s leveraging her porn career into high price escorting and looks dead inside.
Welp. I wish we didn’t live in a world that both drives people to sex work for survival AND demeans them for doing it
That’d be true if this post wasn’t entirely made up.
Is there a /c/nothingeverhappens over here?
Sometimes 14-year-olds have in-jokes, too.
I went ahead and did a search. Apparently there is a community for it, but it has zero posts.
Nothing ever doesn’t happen
Therefore something IS happening!
In-jokes, sure, but they don’t talk like that.
Are you the expert in 14 year old speech patterns globally?
Not to mention that this could be OOPs translation
My friends and I talked exactly like that, maybe you were just a weenie. You’re pretty much there now so you were probably even worse as a kid.
The way you “speak” now proves that is a lie.
I don’t think I knew what fresh basil was till I was 30.
Sorry bud, you have no credibility in this post
I don’t even know what basil is because I could not care less about learning English spice names nor do I care enough to look it up. I’m guessing it’s those eatable leaves though because those are called Basilikum in German. The name also allows English basil “enjoyers” to make a pun and we all know this is a sign of a correct translation.
