Due to increased deregulation in the US airspace I recommend we switch our safety tactics from one of coordination to one of deterrence. For this purpose I propose further built planes are provided the following:

-Helicopter clearance ram.

-Sideways passenger mounted machine guns (vip seat/air line perk)

-Bay dropped bombs for landing clearance

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
    20·
    17 hours ago

    Don’t forget in-plane deterrence. Every passenger is required to carry a gun. Perfect safety is achieved.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
      9·
      16 hours ago

      I think just having an emergency glock on every seat would just be enough in case of an emergency

      • xorollo@leminal.space
        2·
        8 hours ago

        Don’t forget to update the safety brief before takeoff. We can go over how to use a seat belt and how to use the emergency Glock.

      • gravitas_deficiencyEnglish
        2·
        9 hours ago

        Just gotta make sure they have a fitting for a Kensington lock so you can keep them tethered to each seat, like those old school AirPhones