Might I suggest, should such a terrible fate ever befall you again, that you just tip the soup directly into your fucking mouth? The fork may even be employed to scrap and scoop chucks in the soup towards your gapping maw. I believe you will find this method very functional.
Might I suggest, should such a terrible fate ever befall you again, that you just tip the soup directly into your fucking mouth? The fork may even be employed to scrap and scoop chucks in the soup towards your gapping maw. I believe you will find this method very functional.
And in a pinch, the fork can also be used as a makeshift implement for punishing those who try to make you eat soup with it.
Or to quote the one thing Jon Snow DOES know: stick em with the pointy end.