• @gravitas_deficiency
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    9910 months ago

    Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode

    • @[email protected]
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      810 months ago

      I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.

  • @[email protected]
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    5910 months ago

    Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.

    • @[email protected]
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      10 months ago

      OP is insane if they think that anyone wants to actually read a fucking 500 page novel written by some random dickhead from 4chan. Ain’t happening.

        • @[email protected]
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          10 months ago

          Then please give me the Sparknotes summary. I have ADHD; I can’t focus long enough to read this entire thing regardless, even if I wanted to.

          • Ace
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            1510 months ago

            Sounds like a you problem. If that’s true then you don’t have to be dickish about it in the comments. Just bc you don’t want to spend 6 mins reading a nice story doesn’t mean nobody else does.

          • @[email protected]
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            210 months ago

            Guy is depressed. Meets blind girl. Goes on dates with her. They are cute together and get married. Happily ever after.

  • @[email protected]
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    2710 months ago

    Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.

  • @[email protected]
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    2710 months ago

    Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.

    PS: not OP, check username difference please.

    • spezOP
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      10 months ago

      ah yes, my arch rival!

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.

      However

      — I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody

      — now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it

      Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!

      • @Corkyskog
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        It’s both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy “sightings”)

        If Jessica is real, it’s very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that’s probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.

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    1710 months ago

    Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. ‘blunt force trama’ from the crash cost her her eye sight.

  • @[email protected]
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    610 months ago

    This is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.