• southsamurai
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    11 hours ago

    See, a true slut isn’t limited to one partner at a time though, assuming a conventional functional set of anus, vagina, and mouth. If you also allow hands to count for slutification, then you could have as many as five at once.

    So, you could triple your numbers and get there in a reasonable period of time

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      The technologies required to deal with the logistical challenge of moving five men into position every ten seconds would be impressive. That would be 108,000 men entering and leaving the fucking area on a regular rotation for sixty hours a week, plus they’re already all pricked up and lubed.

      This doesn’t even account for the philosophical aspect which is that, does merely penetrating for ten seconds max and skedaddling really constitute of a proper, quantifiable fuck? And if that is already dubious, the grounds for the ten-second handy are even shakier. New disciplines of philosophy would have to be erected (heh) to tackle such a quandry.

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        You could have one of those moving sidewalk conveyors, could probably get one going by every 5 seconds or so. I don’t think you have to actually fuck to be a slut, a whore yes, but not a slut.

          • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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            microtopia is a cute spin on the classic factory game where instead of belts and inserters you have little ants that do all the work of moving things between places, harvesting resources and operating machines, so what I’m saying is that if any of these men want to share in the glory of facilitating the first gigaslut in our history then they better do it with their own two legs (or one, or none).

            in the game this is done through pheromone trails, and i do think in real life something similar could be achieved if you just follow the smell.

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      Don’t forget feet, apparently that’s a thing.

      And who says the men need to make contact? They could just stand in a circle raining down human nectar.

      A true slut is creative.