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    Most egg proteins denature at a temperature of 60°C or above.
    The inside of your butt has a temperature of 37°C.

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    NO WAY BROTHER; MY RECTUM IS COLD AS A WINDSWEPT MAUSOLEUM ON ACCOUNT OF MY HEMMORRHOIDS KEEPING THE ENTRANCE WIDE OPEN

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    THE AVERAGE MOUTH IS BIG ENOUGH TO PUT A LIGHTBULB IN BUT NOT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A LIGHTBULB OUT!!!

    DONT TRY THAT AT HOME AROOOOOOO!!!

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    A LOT OF FOLKS WHISPERING IN THE COMMENTS HERE ALSO WHATS THAT SIGN SAY I CANT QUITE MAKE IT OUT AROOOOOOI

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      THE GOOD THING ABOUT THE SIGN IS YOU CAN JUST CRANK YOUR HOG AND GET CLOSER!

      THE WHISPERING HOWEVER IS A REAL PROBLEM!! ARROOOOOO!!!

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        I DO THINK IT’S GOOD THAT WE HAVE MORE FUTURE HOG CRANKERS VISITING US TO LEARN THE JOY AROO

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      I ONLY DEAL WITH REAL DEGREES, BROTHER. THOUGH I’D APPRECIATE IF YOU DIDN’T WHISPER WHEN WE CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION. ALL THE HOG CRANKING HAS SEVERELY DEGRADED MY HEARING!!! AROOOOO!

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          I raise chickens, that’s how I know :p

          They run slightly hotter than us. Like their breath is a bit hot. I look up the exact temp when they get ill but I can’t get it to stick in my head.

          btw chickens are so fun. They’re social animals so they’re pretty smart, have complex dynamics between each other, and once they get used to you are really interactive. They’re kinda like cows on many aspects.

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            Yes, I actually know that, and how hard it is to spot health concerns with them.

            I wish I could one day have chickens.

            Chickens are cool, they have super interesting chicken politics, are basically somehow intrinsically funny most of the time, and they provide free butt nuggets as an extra bonus.

            Huh, first time I’ve heard the cow & chicken (great cn show too) reference in the wild - I also have that exact association, initially bcs of how they can decide to socially bully someone for some teenage reason (so even without physical abuse they just stop taking to or don’t look at someone & don’t let them in the circle, those little fucks).

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              Yeah, often it’s too late when we notice. Prey instincts and all…

              We had an adorable black tipped hen that got bit (probably by a fox, it was the season). I noticed that she was acting a bit sluggish. The wound had gotten infected and about half her abdomen had rotten. I put her out of her misery.

              Chickens are a bit worse than cows regarding bullying. They peck at each other, especially if there’s already a wound. It can get serious enough that you have to separate the affected chicken and reintroduce them slowly with the others.

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                Pets are great, but at the cost of bittersweet sadness.

                Also chicken segregation until they manage to get a treaty (if they ever do) is also funny.

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                  Yeah, it never gets easier.

                  For me the hardest moment is when they get really sick and I have to weight their odds of survival against their present pain.

                  I’ve never had chickens that couldn’t be reintroduced together yet. I know it happens though.

                  My trick is to put a fence in their enclosure so they can’t actively try to kill the wounded one but still interact. Because if you keep them apart for too long they might end up deciding that they don’t know each other anymore and not accept the hen back. Plus if the separated one feels too lonely it might end up refusing to eat and letting itself die on the spot.

                  As a fun side fact, we always picture a coop as a rooster managing his hens but it’s not really the case. While the rooster has some power in the group, it is usually shared with the oldest/biggest hen.

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              Nooooo! I would never do that.

              They’re like pets to me. Pets that produce eggs and that you can eat if they die in ok shape.

              I love chickens. They’re so cute, curious, and each with their own little temper.

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                  I do my best and constantly learn new stuff about them.

                  We hatched some chicks recently and they’re so cuddly. They’re still scaredy prey birds but they’re way more trusting than their parents. We can easily pick them up and check them around and they won’t bat an eye.

                  The ones we got as young adults will climb on our knees if they want and will accept being petted on occasion (especially under and around the beak). But they’ll still recoil a bit when we reach for them. They quickly relax once you hold them.

                  They’re also way smarter than we usually give them credit for. They’re not parrot smart but they’re still birds. They recognize their own reflection, have complex social dynamics, roughly understand some vocal cues, and will solve some simple problems if there’s some kind of incentive. We haven’t even trained them at doing anything, they learn by themselves quite quickly.

                  For example, we had locked a sick hen in a coop with some towels and a bit of heating. They must’ve fumbled with the latch until they managed to open it because we found them all cozied up in the now open coop. It even happened twice until we added a spring to the latch so thy physically couldn’t open it.