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ex-mormon here, born and raised.
yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
That’s a wingman and a half.
The technical term is “jump hump”
Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
Holy shit I’m dead.
Sorry to hear that hope you get better soon.
Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?
And how do you get it in without moving?
Shhh, let them have their fun
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Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.
Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.
Fuck me in the ass 'cuz I love Jesus!
As Garfunkel and Oates say: Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus!
That one’s pretty common with Catholics.
Fucking weirdos.
Celebrate fellow homos!
