He wakes me at 5am every day because he slams stuff really loud. He doesn’t even have work early he just wake up at 5am and stays home all day.

Should I do revenge on him and slamm stuff at 12 am when I go to sleep

    • eth0slash0
      7·
      2 days ago

      Step 1 piss

      Step 2 freeze it

      Step 3 ???

      Step 4 Profit

      • Djfok43@lemmy.worldOP
        37·
        2 days ago

        I will pee in a plate and freeze it. thank you for the excellent idea.

        Also I would like to purchase some fart spray. He is a dumb idiot and leaves his crap in the common area which is a fire hazard. I want to disfigure it.