• Morti
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    50 minutes ago

    Morti means “of death” in Latin. I guess I’m going to die of death…

  • Captain Aggravated
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    43 minutes ago

    I’m going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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    44 minutes ago

    I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

    I really shouldn’t be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones…

  • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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    2 hours ago

    Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I’m done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

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      If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it’s a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.

      And now you don’t need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?

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        I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.