Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil’ Abner. In the story line, he’s kind of like a local “hero” who was famous for his incompetence.

So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.